we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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