bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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