So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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