I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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