what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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