I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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