And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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