Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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