So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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