you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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