I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
