I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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