Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
