I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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