My hand turned me down
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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