Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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