called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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