Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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