i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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