My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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