VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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