You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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