Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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