brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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