see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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