no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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