whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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