I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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