so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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