new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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