His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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