your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
PANTIES FOUND
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