Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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