Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
