your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
found the other keg... it's in the tree
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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