I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
