white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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