week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can't put those talents on a resume
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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