Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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