youre lurking in front of me
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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