As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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