I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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