btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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