Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
