Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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