its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
