I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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