this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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