We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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