I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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