You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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