using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize