One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
