So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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